Climbing the Mountain
Earlier this year, I decided to climb Mount Everest. I set off for Nepal with a party of mountaineers. We were led by a famous sherpa guide. However, the expedition was a failure. Most of my fellow mountaineers were almost completely inexperienced mountain-climbers. The expedition was late setting off. We failed to catch up with any of the other parties. They were well up the mountain. We hoped to catch them up, and pass them, as we hiked and yomped, and took the mountain. However this did not happen. In retrospect, we were far too optimistic, foolish and naive to think we could beat the established mountain-climbing parties, insufficiently prepared for our late-season start, our sherpa guide was carrying too much baggage, and worst of all, we really did not realize how big the mountain really was. The mountain is the SNP! There is not going to be another full-frontal assault on the mountain for a few years now. This is a good thing, because it means that there is now plenty of time to...